hey illuminati if you see this i’d like to join the winning team

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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quirkybrittany:

me and my friends like

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trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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dyselxia:

bugs irl

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bugs in animal crossing

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gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

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airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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