1. kimpissible:

    police officer: you’re under arrest.
    me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
    police officer: fuck

    (via appertained)

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  2. actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

    actionables:

    hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
    let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
    for the bros only

    (via yamame-edamame)

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  3. catp0rn:

    theveganescapist:

    guavasaur:

    dimedog:

    a small cat

    a baby

    that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard

    I need to pet this cat

    (via n3rdsfuckharder)

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  4. chandra-nalaar:

    harper-innuendo:

    chandra-nalaar:

    what if in the magic universe it’s so commonplace to use gender reassignment spells on yourself that no one even says anything about it and that’s why you never hear about transgender mages

    or what if that literally only exists in our universe

    it’s too early for these horror scenarios, halloween’s not for another two months.

    you can litterally Polymorph a squirrel into Emrakul i think transgender spells should be pretty easy in comparison

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  5. is it pronounced Ensifehrum or Ensifferum?

  6. just looked up Modern Masters packs and they are at least 14€ each holy shit

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  7. 9040
  8. i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

    • $ 1,000,000 in cash
    • boyfriend
    • the souls of those who have displeased me this year
    • another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
    • money

    (Source: dumbledorathexplora, via andrewscottinmypants)

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  9. ninjabitz:

    My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

    (via unexpectedbuckyfeels)

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  10. vensers-blog replied to your post: my cousin asked me what i want for my …

    MODERN MASTERS PACKS

    actually not a bad idea

  11. grazzlebrand:

    tinkerblightsteel:

    Fateseal may be reverse Scry but how about reverse reverse Scry were you look at the bottom card of your library and may put it on top

    I think that would be inversed scry as apposed to double reversed scry,

    "inversed" is a too advanced word for me

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  12. do the Wizards people say “Richard Garfield damn it” or is that just my fantasy

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