1. Huey Jensen made top 8 in a GP in 2002 with Battle of Wits

  2. Daze of Future Past #MagicMovies

  3. Remember kids, being a Goth isn’t about the wearing a particular style of clothes or listening to certain types of music…

    It’s about ravaging the Balkans, threatening to sack Constantinople, actually sacking Rome and eventually establishing permanent kingdoms in Southern Gaul and the Iberian and Italian Peninsulas.

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  4. maysnotes:

    those 10 seconds of death when you get on public transport and have to look for a seat

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  5. ichthyologee:

this is too real

    ichthyologee:

    this is too real

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  6. smileyfacewinkwink:

Who doesn’t love Marius?

    smileyfacewinkwink:

    Who doesn’t love Marius?

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  7. Valentinstag: Liebe Sätze

    liebesdeutschland:

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    Terms of endearment in HQ here.

    "Mäusezähnchen" what the fuck

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  8. mindcrankismycommander:

Card of the Day: Valakut the Molten Principle
Combos with:  Actually a deck with Manabond and Treasure hunt. Monored.
Pros: Turns Bolt fuel into bolts. Isnt legendary so you can have 4 and itd stack. One mountain for 12 damage can turn most any game around.
Cons: I F  Y O U  H A V E  A T  L E A S T  F I V E  O T H E R  M O U N T A I N S. That one line. That line is why this a junkbin rare and not a bajillion dollar legacy staple and banned in modern. (Modern bans anything good that isn’t a creature.) This means at best, since mono red has no non-artifact ramp last I heard, you will not see a single fucking trigger until t7. A mono red deck has won or lost by then for the most part. I understand straight landfall would have pushed this into god tier (and we can’t have red be more than cheap aggro, god forbid it gets powerful cards like that) but like seriously? Five OTHER mountains? Couldn’t have been 2 other or just “3” overall? Then it’d be active in a useful timeframe. As is, something that can’t be active til turn 7 at best in magics” fast” color…
Rating: Might as well put it in mono red edh kinda not for anything else.
Fun fact: Despite having a” proper” name, Valakut lacks legendary status, a plight shared with Ali from Cairo, Uncle Istvan and Abu Ja’Far.

you ever heard of Scapeshift and Prismatic Omen

    mindcrankismycommander:

    Card of the Day: Valakut the Molten Principle
    Combos with: Actually a deck with Manabond and Treasure hunt. Monored.
    Pros: Turns Bolt fuel into bolts. Isnt legendary so you can have 4 and itd stack. One mountain for 12 damage can turn most any game around.
    Cons: I F Y O U H A V E A T L E A S T F I V E O T H E R M O U N T A I N S. That one line. That line is why this a junkbin rare and not a bajillion dollar legacy staple and banned in modern. (Modern bans anything good that isn’t a creature.) This means at best, since mono red has no non-artifact ramp last I heard, you will not see a single fucking trigger until t7. A mono red deck has won or lost by then for the most part. I understand straight landfall would have pushed this into god tier (and we can’t have red be more than cheap aggro, god forbid it gets powerful cards like that) but like seriously? Five OTHER mountains? Couldn’t have been 2 other or just “3” overall? Then it’d be active in a useful timeframe. As is, something that can’t be active til turn 7 at best in magics” fast” color…
    Rating: Might as well put it in mono red edh kinda not for anything else.
    Fun fact: Despite having a” proper” name, Valakut lacks legendary status, a plight shared with Ali from Cairo, Uncle Istvan and Abu Ja’Far.

    you ever heard of Scapeshift and Prismatic Omen

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  9. in god’s eyes, we r all noobs

    (Source: cyberjock, via mana-leak)

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  10. Sept. 17 1:10 pm

    justice4mikebrown:

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  11. triiforce:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

    triiforce:

    yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

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  12. dirksteve replied to your post: my mom has someone from work coming ov…

    Stir fry wahey

    what even is that