police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck
what if in the magic universe it’s so commonplace to use gender reassignment spells on yourself that no one even says anything about it and that’s why you never hear about transgender mages
or what if that literally only exists in our universe
it’s too early for these horror scenarios, halloween’s not for another two months.
you can litterally Polymorph a squirrel into Emrakul i think transgender spells should be pretty easy in comparison
is it pronounced Ensifehrum or Ensifferum?
just looked up Modern Masters packs and they are at least 14€ each holy shit
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”
MODERN MASTERS PACKS
actually not a bad idea
Fateseal may be reverse Scry but how about reverse reverse Scry were you look at the bottom card of your library and may put it on top
I think that would be inversed scry as apposed to double reversed scry,
"inversed" is a too advanced word for me
do the Wizards people say “Richard Garfield damn it” or is that just my fantasy