leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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malefactum:

Women weren’t too hard to animate when Caterina Sforza gave Ezio a massage and then fucked him for 5 minutes of gameplay that didn’t further the plot at all

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ishallcallhimsherlawk:

So we went to the ikea store today, or as I like to call it, swedish Lego for adults

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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sexhaver:

hippies-making-music:

sexhaver:

dont have sex

Okay sexhaver

FUCK!!!!!! FUCOK! FUCSHIT SHIT SHIT GOD DAMN IT. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK

(via punkmonksteven)

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

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lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

(Source: black-quadrant, via smarchit)